Optimist – The glass is half full
Pessimist – The glass is half empty
Opportunist – Look there is more room for vodka
Fatalist – Your are not going to throw that glass at me are you
Absolutist – I know there is a glass and some liquid
Accompanist – The glass and the liquid go well together.
Ufologist – That liquid was brought by aliens, they want us to fill the other half of the glass
Numismatist – Let’s play quarters
Nutritionist – That’s half the daily allowance of blue liquid in the glass
Occultist – Half the liquid was sacrificed to raise a demon.
Futurist – I will drink the rest of the water in that glass at a later date
Eristist – I am going to throw that glass at you!
Absurdist – Flip the glass over and the liquid will stay in
Geneticist – I can clone that liquid and fill the glass
Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me 
Half full?
I can’t see any water in that glass
a layer of dust in the bottom
If you drank from it,
the chips on the rim would cut your lips
and the dirt in the crack would poison you
I love the poison in the cracks. I thought about something similar. I am so glad at least one person understands it. Thanks.
You sound a lot like me. If you were to add me to the list it would be something like – the glass is not a glass and as I put it to my lips it tries to slither away the glass slicing into my tongue causing blood to pour into my mouth.
I am the negative Queen, dear. No-one is more negative than I am. However, I saw it was just a pointless thing, being like that, and I decided to be positive! So now, I am all confused….
Brillant. Thanks for posting : )
I am glad you enjoyed it