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The Chore Game Dice Game

As noted in an earlier post, chores are a pain and not the good kind. This game is suitable for both vanilla and BDSM couples. Vanillas just take out the more umm intense portions of the game and substitute them for an alternative that you are comfortable with. Remember all activities should be safe, sane, consensual and fully discussed ahead of time.

Equipment

  • A messy house, laundry, cooking, or other boring chore.
  • Yourself and a partner
  • One or two die – dice can be 3 to 10 sided depending on how many activities or objects you want to involve.
  • A list of activities
  • A few fun ordinary foods or objects that you want to play with (See Below)
  • A timer
  • Condoms for objects that you don’t want to get dirty (Suggested for items that you do not only use for play)

Rules

The rules of the game are fairly simple.

Keep it safe

If you don’t comply he or she should have a handy list of punishments for BDSM couples. Don’t worry a spanking will do in a pinch.

For vanilla couples make a bet with something that you ordinarily don’t like to do such as cook dinner or do the dishes if you don’t comply.

Instructions

  1. Select objects or foods that are insertable or otherwise make good toys (see perveratables)
  2. and/or
  3. Write a numbered list of activities such as cunnilingus, fellatio, insertion, masturbation, spanking, sex, or any other fun sexy activity you can think of.
  4. Choose who will pick out the activity or object (usually the dominant but it can be fun to have your sub pick out their own)
  5. Choose a time limit for each activity. My suggestion is around 2 to 5 minutes but it can be longer or shorter depending on the activity.
  6. While your sub is working on the given chore, interrupt them at regular intervals but rolling the dice and choosing an object or activity.

Example

For this example, I am going to use sweeping and mopping the floor (a chore which I personally hate and can be so much more fun when the threat (eh-hem promise) of interruption is imminent.

We laid objects such as wooden spoons, spatulas, phallic-shaped fruits or vegetables. For example we had:

  1. Carrot
  2. Cucumber
  3. Spatula
  4. Whisk
  5. Banana
  6. Wooden spoon

We agreed ahead of time that the time would be two minutes and I would have to masturbate with the object that the dice roll indicated in the position that he wanted.

When the roll was a 5 a condom went on an ordinary banana and he asked me to masturbate with it while seated in a chair for two minutes. Then go back to sweeping and mopping until the next interruption.

If you do this with an activity he or she can just ask you to bend over a chair or other object and fuck you for 2 minutes or play with your body for 2 minutes.

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Perverted Shopping Activity

This one is easy and can make things like grocery or other shopping fun.
Send your sub to the store with a list of things that you need (or better yet go with them so you can watch them get embarrassed by having to select things for purposes other than their mundane uses. You can find an interesting list on the pervertables section of this site.

The trick with this activity is to build up anticipation for what is going to happen when they get home.

Options

If you go together:

  • Tell them to go get you a specific item and then tell them what you are going to use it on/for later. For example, “Honey can you please get me a cucumber about the size of my penis so I can fuck you with it later.”
  • For a more vanilla option you can pick things out for each other.
  • Pick the items yourself and walk up to them while they looking for something else put it in the cart and whisper to them what you are going to do with it later.
  • Tell them an activity you have planned later such as impact play, sensation play, edging with objects, or restraint play and ask them to pick out a few objects that you can use for the activity.

When they are shopping by themselves:

  • Give them a separate list that is labeled as the pick-up for play later list and have them purchase items on that list.
    • If you are into humiliation, you can have them pay for them separately and have them bagged separately. This is particularly appealing if all of the objects are phallic in nature.
    • If you are into extreme humiliation, you can have them ask for a clerk for each object or ask them to pick out an object to use in the bathroom (just make sure it is clean first or use a condom) This also works for a punishment idea.
  • Ask them to pick out 5 items for the type of play you plan on engaging in.
    • For example 5 items used for impact or 5 items for sensation play
  • Give them a list of types of play such as impact, sensation, restraint and have them pick out an item for each.
  • Tell them to pick out 5 items used for play without telling them a type of play and see what they come home with.

You can use this way of shopping at almost any store. Consider what fun you can have at the grocery store, discount stores, Home Depot, or even larger shopping areas such as malls.

The idea behind this is to build anticipation and follow it through with an enjoyable activity for you both.

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Quick Tips for Making Cleaning the House More Fun and Sexy!

Do you love doing laundry or cleaning your bathrooms? No, we didn’t think so. Not many people jump out of bed thinking great I get to vacuum the house today!

For those of you that want your standard tips on making housecleaning or chores fun, this probably isn’t the article for you. This is more for the sexy and fun way to do chores with a bit of sex and BDSM thrown in.

Like all of my activities, I will try to add vanilla and practical tips as often as I can.

  • Naked Cleaning – Wear an apron for the particularly messy ones.
  • Household Chores for Rewards or Punishments – Each of you write down rewards and punishments for completing chores. When you complete one pick out a reward, don’t want to do one? Pick out a punishment. You would be amazed how well this works for the chores you don’t want to do.
  • Dress-up cleaning – break out the maid’s outfit or that sexy clubwear that is in the back of your closet, remember don’t wear anything underneath.
  • Co-ed Naked Cooking – Aprons are required! You don’t want to heat things up in the wrong way.
  • The Chore Dice Game – see our BDSM and Sexy Games page.
  • Chore Card Game – see games page to find out how to play
  • Spice up sweeping or vaccuuming with your Dom standing behind you with a paddle
  • Naked gardening – gardening naked is a very freeing experience (just be sure to do it where your neighbors can’t see you) Added benefit – your clothes won’t get all dirty.
  • Give your partner permission to stop you and take advantage of you at any time while you are doing your housework.

Any chore can be made sexy if you wear lingerie or simply a nice bra and panties while doing it. Housework does not have to be boring!


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Anything Butt – Anal Training Experiment

Update: We tried this and aside from a few missteps it was absolutely amazing.

This is a task or scene for any BDSM couple interested in anal and anal play. It is also an excellent vanilla exercise (just remove the bonds) for anyone interested in anal training and play. Make sure to discuss this activity with your sub or partner first. If they agree, this is a great way to gauge interest and explore anal play.

If your sub or partner becomes uncomfortable, uses a safeword, or is in distress, STOP. LISTEN. You may have to soothe some fears or comfort them. You should not be upset if you need to stop or scrap the exercise entirely. This happens and it may be something you can table and explore further later but it can be overly stimulating or your sub or partner may just not like it.

If you are the submissive or bottom partner, then do not be afraid to say your safeword.

This is not the time to push limits or to punish your sub, it is a time to explore your sub or partner’s desire to engage in anal play.

I am kind of excited to try this one and will be adding a follow-up once we have. RU (my dominant) may also have something to add to it on all counts. I will make note of things to add in or leave out if you want this to be a bit more vanilla.

First and foremost, make sure this is safe, sane, and consensual play! I will be using sub but if you are doing this with a vanilla partner just replace sub with partner.

You do not have to follow this exactly, the important thing is to read the whole thing through before you try it and most of all…
HAVE FUN WITH IT – you can modify it to your play style and desires just as long as you stay within the confines of safe, sane,

Things you need

LUBE – the kind that is safe for the toys you play with – DO NOT FORGET THIS!!!!

Note: LUBE and you don’t want to use anything that will numb the area and prevent them from feeling if something is wrong. A lot of people recommend using a numbing lube but this is dangerous, pain is a way to tell you if something is wrong.

Things You May Want

Anal cleansing kit (for clean play)
Your favorite ties and anchors (rope, silk, leather, whatever you like)
Pillows (for propping up and better access)
Vibrator or Dildo (Female)
Cockring or Dildo (Male)
Small Anal Toy
Medium Anal Toy (only if your sub or partner is used to a medium toy)
Sensation Play Items (This can be anything from hands to floggers to feathers)

What to Do

  1. Have your sub clean themselves (or you can clean them) with the anal cleansing kit if your sub’s agreeable you might want them to shave as well.
  2. You can insert a dildo, cock ring, or vibrator now or wait until you have them positioned, or simply use your hands for stimulation.
  3. Position your sub on their stomach with their hands and legs bound. Use a pillow or three under your subs stomach to make sure the area you want is exposed for you
  4. Edge your sub or partner at least two times to make sure they are nice and ready
  5. Check with your sub, check the bonds
  6. Start on the outside using sensation play items, although you can do this for however long you want, I would suggest not more than 10 minutes. Take cues from your sub or partner to see when they are ready to move on. If your sub starts lo lose interest before the 10 minutes you might want to consider a shorter time between edgings
  7. Check with your sub check their bonds
  8. Edge your sub at least two more times. Don’t forget to excite yourself as well all throughout this process.
  9. Move towards the inside not touching the anus continue with sensation play items but softer, these tissues are very sensitive and can be easily damaged. If your sub is new do not use any form of impact play here. Again take cues from your sub to make sure they are comfortable with things and not for more than 10 minutes. Make sure your sub is not ticklish while you are doing this.
  10. Check with your sub, if bound do a circulation check.
  11. Edge your sub again at least two more times, don’t forget yourself as well. add lube
  12. Move to the anus and use your fingers to gently play with the opening.Take cues from your sub but do not do this too long. Your sub can get sore or you can scrape your sub with a fingernail creating an unpleasant experience for everyone.
  13. Here you can edge your sub and play with their anus gradually increasing pressure without full penetration.
  14. Check with your sub before inserting anything! If bound check circulation. add lube
  15. Use a lube applicator or your fingers to work lube into your sub not just around the outside of the anus. Do this very slowly. If you think you are using too much lube double it. You ultimately want to be able to insert your finger or small toy into your sub with little resistance. If you think it is too much lube add more.
  16. This is where you are going to need to get creative and watch your sub carefully. Once they are comfortable with the object or your finger, start to move slowly and carefully. You might want to make sure your sub stays excited by masturbating them if you can, or you can use a vibrator, dildo, or another favorite device.
  17. Check your sub and check circulation add lube
  18. You can let them cum with just a toy inserted or you can move onto a bigger toy or your penis (if you have one) ONLY if you’ve discussed this before you started.
  19. After you both are satisfied or if your sub has asked you to stop, be sure to gently clean up your sub and provide any aftercare necessary.

Notes

  • You can cum at any point during this exercise but you always want to make sure your sub cums at the end of this. You do after all have them spread out for your viewing pleasure. Remember the point of this is make anal play pleasurable and therefore exciting for both of you.
  • It is extremely important that short of the person on the receiving end wanting to stop you follow this all the way through. You do not want this to be in any way a negative experience for the person receiving this. This exercise is designed to help increase interest in anal sex and make it a fun activity for BOTH of you. Stopping can cause a negative emotional reaction that may discourage anal play in the future.
  • This will work no matter what kind of couple you are as long as you are both interested in anal sex.

Variations: