Perverted Shopping Activity

This one is easy and can make things like grocery or other shopping fun.
Send your sub to the store with a list of things that you need (or better yet go with them so you can watch them get embarrassed by having to select things for purposes other than their mundane uses. You can find an interesting list on the pervertables section of this site.

The trick with this activity is to build up anticipation for what is going to happen when they get home.

Options

If you go together:

  • Tell them to go get you a specific item and then tell them what you are going to use it on/for later. For example, “Honey can you please get me a cucumber about the size of my penis so I can fuck you with it later.”
  • For a more vanilla option you can pick things out for each other.
  • Pick the items yourself and walk up to them while they looking for something else put it in the cart and whisper to them what you are going to do with it later.
  • Tell them an activity you have planned later such as impact play, sensation play, edging with objects, or restraint play and ask them to pick out a few objects that you can use for the activity.

When they are shopping by themselves:

  • Give them a separate list that is labeled as the pick-up for play later list and have them purchase items on that list.
    • If you are into humiliation, you can have them pay for them separately and have them bagged separately. This is particularly appealing if all of the objects are phallic in nature.
    • If you are into extreme humiliation, you can have them ask for a clerk for each object or ask them to pick out an object to use in the bathroom (just make sure it is clean first or use a condom) This also works for a punishment idea.
  • Ask them to pick out 5 items for the type of play you plan on engaging in.
    • For example 5 items used for impact or 5 items for sensation play
  • Give them a list of types of play such as impact, sensation, restraint and have them pick out an item for each.
  • Tell them to pick out 5 items used for play without telling them a type of play and see what they come home with.

You can use this way of shopping at almost any store. Consider what fun you can have at the grocery store, discount stores, Home Depot, or even larger shopping areas such as malls.

The idea behind this is to build anticipation and follow it through with an enjoyable activity for you both.

List of Prevertables

Pervertables are ordinary objects used for sexual purposes. Remember to be very careful with porous objects by either using a condom or by purchasing them new and throwing them away afterward.

Instertables

Almost anything may be used as an insertable but use common sense when choosing objects.

  • Avoid glass
  • Nothing with an open-end inserted like a bottle with the cap off
  • Make sure you can clean it thoroughly, get a condom around it and/or throw it away.
  • If you question if an object is safe, don’t use it.

Instertables for vaginal or anal play list:

  • Utensils with handles
  • Phallic-shaped veggies such as carrots, cucumbers, zucchini, and bananas
  • Nonphallic-shaped objects that have no sharp edges and are small enough not to cause tearing.
  • Ball bearings,
  • Balls
  • Links of chain
  • Jewelry
  • Panties
  • Pens
  • Pencils
  • Hairbrushes
  • Toothbrushes
  • Mirrors with handles
  • Candles
  • Just about anything with a handle

Impact Play

  • Hairbrushes
  • Chainlinks
  • Whisks
  • Rope
  • Belts
  • Drum sticks
  • Backscratchers
  • Wooden spoons
  • Spatulas
  • Other broad utensils
  • Longer toy squids
  • Crops and whips used on horses
  • Coat hangers
  • Rubber bands

Restraints

  • Rope
  • Chain
  • Pantyhose
  • Stockings
  • Scarves
  • Ties
  • Zipties
  • Electrical cord or extension cords
  • Robe belts
  • Regular belts
  • Shirt sleeves
  • Their own clothing pulled down to trap their arms or legs
  • Halters, bridles, or other tack used in horseback riding
  • Carabiners
  • Eye hooks
  • Pet collars and leashes
  • Bungee cords

Clamps

  • Chopsticks
  • Clothespins
  • Roach clips – these can be painful
  • C-clamps or bar clamps
  • Spoons or utensils
  • Rubber bands

Gags

You can use quite a few things as a gag. Be careful of things that can choke a person and metal. You don’t want to use things as a gag are too hard because it can damage your teeth.

  • Any cloth that is not small enough to fall into the back of the throat
  • Rubber balls
  • Rubber horse bits
  • Strips of leather
  • Scarves
  • Robe ties
  • Vegetables and fruits that are big enough to bite into but small enough to fit between the teeth – make sure you are careful with these because they can quickly become choking hazards.

As a side note, you don’t have to cover their mouth or make sure they can’t speak. Having them hold something in their mouth such as an ice cube or something small enough to swallow, without swallowing it or between their teeth or lips is quite effective.

Sensation Play

Like gags, there is a lot to work with here. You can use just about anything that produces a sensation. Some of our favorite non-sex toy items are:

  • Ice cubes
  • Popsicles (make sure they don’t have sugar or anything else that can cause an infection unless you are using them in the mouth)
  • Brushes or anything with bristles
  • Paintbrushes or rollers
  • Back scratchers
  • Fruits and vegetables
  • Meat shredders
  • Banjo picks
  • Anything metal that holds warm or cold sensations
  • Skewers
  • Beeswax candles (wax play – be careful what kind of candles and how you use them as well as where you use them
  • Sponges
  • Steel wool
  • Rolling pins
  • Forks, butter knives, and spoons – particularly if they can be heated or cooled
  • Gloves latex or leather
  • Fur items
  • Feathers
  • Dusters
  • Hand brooms
  • Bathgloves – great for bathing and sensation play
  • Luffas

These are just a few of the items useful in a variety of forms of play. Remember to be safe and be creative. Make sure you thoroughly clean items before and after play. You should also cover any porous or food with a condom.

If you have any other suggestions or something that has worked for you I am always open to additions to this list. Please feel free to comment them, thanks!

On Being Alone

There are a lot of truths about me that I am fine with being alone is one of them. I hope those who read this add their own.

1. I am fine with being alone. I like it, need it, cringe without it. Many don’t understand that I don’t need someone there with me on a daily, weekly, or even monthly basis. I particularly don’t need a boyfriend or girlfriend to validate me.

2. I get more accomplished when there is no one around.

3. I like to eat alone because I can read or simply enjoy the food without having to make conversation.

4. I like to go to movies alone. I can hog the drink and popcorn. I can enjoy the movie without someone judging me for what I am watching or what I think about it.

5. I don’t care if people see me alone. I really don’t care what they think. When they try to keep me company because I am alone and must need it it just keeps me from enjoying the activity I am doing.

6. I don’t think a woman alone has a problem, no friends, or is lonely.

7. Please don’t touch me. I don’t like it when you do. It is not that I am inhuman I just don’t want your hand on me. I don’t feel an obligation to put my hand on you. I don’t want to be hugged or comforted I might be alone but I am not lonely.

8. If it looks like I am doing something I probably am, leave me alone. This is a big one for people who interrupt my reading, eating, or working time.

9. I am not lonely. Alone does not equal lonely please don’t assume it does.

10. I am not in the market for a husband, boyfriend, partner, or lover. I do not need someone to complete me I am complete all on my own.

These are all things about me that people have mentioned or done. Some of them drive me crazy (like I am not there already). Society tries to dictate what I should feel when I am not with someone and it makes me cringe because it is just not me. Just because I happen to be alone it does not make me lonely.

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